In a world where the vast majority of calories are consumed without thought, without daring, you alone among your cohorts are ready to join the culinary elite knowing that every meal is chance for glory. Amongst the fast food drowned masses, the carbophobes and the evil vegan hordes we stand ready, chef's knife in hand to boldly taste what no one has tasted before. Here you will find recipes, descriptions of exotic spices, notes from my test kitchen, tips and other invaluable intelligence to Fight The Battle of The Bland!